Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule:Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
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If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
haha..ya lor.."cutie"~
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
no lar..lee hom is more handsome than u~..~
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
playboy lar u~..others maybe like but i dun..tell me for wat?!
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
haha~..so what?
5) You don’t know me? I am an artist; I have albums.
huh?..u got albums arr?..why i dunno?..maybe u r not enough famous lor..
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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
u r not my type!
2) What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
i m looking at the dogie..even the dog is more interesting than u ..
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
i didnt say i like u also..
4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
rich?..no lar..i live in a small hut..
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
huh?..really?..then go ahead!
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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
i m not ur "type"..
2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
ok ok ok..0123456789.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
u?..wait untill i die lar..haha..
4) What do you like about me?
i think i didnt like u anything~..
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
IMPOSIBLE!
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If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
..talk wit others.."who is bitch?..she/he arr..?"
2) You smell like shit!
u r tooooo ..SHIT YOU!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
so?..
4) What an ugly creature you are
..==..haha..u r tooo pretty maa..so "nice" o.0
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
here..come on!!
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Tags:
mikiyo
caryn
nicole lim
anyone lar~